carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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