help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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