he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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