I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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