Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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