Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
