She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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