THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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