i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
