That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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