And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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