How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
