every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
vagina is talking i cant
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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