: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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