Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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