is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Your shirt... Was in my pants
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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