Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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