I think I died a long time ago.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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