May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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