dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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