oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
organizing the empties. That sober.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think I just sharted jello shots
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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