i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is Oprah even human
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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