Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize