Please, let me fuck your mom
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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