How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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