is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Two words: nipple clamps
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