If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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