Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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