Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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