So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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