He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
