ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
