can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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