So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
