I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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