I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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