So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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