So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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