So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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