no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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