She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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