i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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