I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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