But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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