Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Is it because I queefed?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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