I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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