i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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