Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Randomize
