i just had sex bonerless
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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