Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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