question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
