But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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