I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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