i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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